R. Kelly is a legend.

27 Mar

R. Kelly – Trapped In The Closet: Chapter 1 (lyrics)

Seven o’clock in the morning
And the rays from the sun wakes me.
I’m stretchin’ and yawnin’,
In a bed that don’t belong to me.
And a voice yells, “Good morning, darlin”, from the bathroom,
Then she comes out and kisses me,
And to my surprise, she ain’t you.

Now, I’ve got this dumb look on my face.
Like, what have I done?
How could I be so stupid to be have laid here ’til the morning sun?
Must have lost the track of time.
Oh, what was on my mind?
From the club, went to her home.
Didn’t plan to stay that long!

Here I am, quickly tryin’ to put on my clothes,
Searching for my car keys,
Tryin’ to get on up out the door,
Then she stretched her hands in front of it,
Said, “You can’t go this way.”
Looked at her, like she was crazy,
Said, “Woman, move out my way.”
Said, “I got a wife at home.”
She said, “Please, don’t go out there.”
“Lady, I’ve got to get home…”
She said, her husband was comin’ up the stairs

“Shh, shh, quiet…
Hurry up and get in the closet”
She said, “Don’t you make a sound,
Or some shit is going down.”
I said, “Why don’t I just go out the window?”
“Yes, except for one thing, we on the 5th floor.”
“Shit – think. Shit – think. Shit, quick, put me in the closet.”
And now, I’m in this darkest closet, tryin’ to figure out
Just how I’m gonna get my crazy ass up out this house.

Then he walks in and yells, “I’m home.”
She says, “Honey, I’m in the room.”
He walks in there with a smile on his face,
Sayin’, “Honey, I’ve been missin’ you.”
She hops all over him,
And says, “I’ve cooked and ran your bath water,”
I’m tellin’ you now, this girl’s so good that she deserves an Oscar.

Throws her in the bed,
And start to snatchin’ her clothes off,
I’m in the closet, like man, what the fuck is going on?
You’re not gonna believe it,
But things get deeper as the story goes on,
Next thing you know, a call comes through on my cell phone,
I tried my best to quickly put it on vibrate,
But from the way he act, I could tell it was too late.
He hopped up and said, “There’s a mystery going on –
And I’m gonna solve it.”
And I’m like, “God please, don’t let this man open this closet.”

He walks in the bathroom,
And looks behind the door.
She says, “Baby, come back to bed.”
He says, “Bitch, say no more.”
He pulls back the shower curtain,
While she’s biting her nails.
Then he walks back to the room,
Right now, I’m sweating like hell.
Checks under the bed,
Then under the dresser,
He looks at the closet,
I pull out my Baretta.
He walks up to the closet,
He goes up to the closet,
Now he’s at the closet,
Damn, he’s opening the closet…

Take care! CS. x


2 Responses to “R. Kelly is a legend.”

  1. sociopathicuttlefish March 27, 2013 at 5:12 pm #

    This puts his ‘appearance’ the scientology ep of South Park into perspective 🙂

    Also, speaking of lyrics:
    ‘I had some pussy that was insane/so insane, it was an enemy of Batman’

    Childish Gambino 😀

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